Do you have a problem? Not receiving enough scratches and rubs? Is the cat getting you into trouble? Are your humans yelling at you? Feel like peeing on the carpet, ripping the newspaper or chewing clothes?

Well…don't! Write me instead and tell me what's going on! Go ahead, ask me a question about something that you're troubled by or just wondering about and I'll respond in less than a dog-day (that's a week in human terms!) And, if you're not a dog but would like to get some dog-sense advice and a canine perspective on things, go ahead and write too! Yes, even you cats. I know you want to!

So, to send me a question, simply click on the email link below and write away. Just be sure to let me know whether you’re a dog, human, cat or some other animal and where you reside. Plus, if you’re not a human, let me know your human’s name too! Also, if you would like to send me a picture of yourself, just attach it to the email.

Lastly, please understand that anything you send me must come pursuant to my DOG-gone terms and conditions [link], including your irrevocable consent that I may edit, publish and use for commercial, marketing and/or promotional purposes your letter and any pictures you might submit. Names of humans will be changed but pet names may be used in future publications, exploitations or promotional events.

Whether your material are subsequently used or not, and that is solely in my discretion, I will still respond to your request with dog-sense advice from Curtis the Dog.

Curtis